Bathroom graffiti - 01-----------------------------
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Bathroom graffiti - 02-----------------------------
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

Bathroom graffiti - 03-----------------------------
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls.

Bathroom graffiti - 04-----------------------------(Written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,... the Hillsboro Fire Department want's you.

Bathroom graffiti - 05-----------------------------(Sign posted in a bathroom)
We aim to please!You aim too! Please!

Bathroom graffiti - 06-----------------------------(Seen above a urinal)
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. 
We don't piss in your ashtrays!

Bathroom graffiti - 07-----------------------------
Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were 
these words: "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."

Bathroom graffiti - 08-----------------------------(On the inside of a toilet door)
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance

Bathroom graffiti - 09-----------------------------
"$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into thetoilet)

Bathroom graffiti - 10-----------------------------
(A sign I saw at a swimming pool once)
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!

Bathroom graffiti - 11----------------------------- 
(Another sign seen at a swimming pool)
Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it.Please keep it that way.

Bathroom graffiti - 12-----------------------------
(In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant) 
It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. 
It only takes Burger King 10 minutes.

Bathroom graffiti - 13-----------------------------(Sign seen at a restaurant)
The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food......... please aim properly. 

Bathroom graffiti - 14-----------------------------(Here's one seen above a urinal) 
look up look up
 [even higher on the wall] keep looking up 
[on the ceiling]
Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!

Bathroom graffiti - 15-----------------------------(Written above a urinal) 
Why are you looking up here ? Are you ashamed of it?

Bathroom graffiti - 16-----------------------------
Some people come here
to take a shit, 
I come here to leave one.

Bathroom graffiti - 17------------------------------- 
Here I sit so broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted 
how much longer must I linger
before I have to my finger